Swordsman
11-06-2007, 01:01 PM
A boy goes walking by this old man sitting on his porch. The man notices that the boy is holding chicken wire. The man asks, "Son, where are you going with that chicken wire?" The boy replies, " I'm going to go catch me some chickens." "Oh you can't do that with chicken wire," said the old man. "Sure you can," replies the boy. The boy walks on down the road and in a few minutes comes back by carring two chickens.
The next day the old man spots the boy again walking down the road holding duck tape. "Now where are you going with duck tape," asked the old man. "I'm going to go catch me some ducks," replies the boy. The old man grins and says, "You can't catch ducks with duck tape." "I sure can," says the boy. The boy walks on down the road and in a few minutes comes back by with a couple of ducks.
The third day the old man spots the boy walking by holding a stick. "Hey son, where are you going with that stick?" "Well sir, this here is not an ordinary stick, it's a pussywillow." "Hold on let me get my hat," replies the old man.
The next day the old man spots the boy again walking down the road holding duck tape. "Now where are you going with duck tape," asked the old man. "I'm going to go catch me some ducks," replies the boy. The old man grins and says, "You can't catch ducks with duck tape." "I sure can," says the boy. The boy walks on down the road and in a few minutes comes back by with a couple of ducks.
The third day the old man spots the boy walking by holding a stick. "Hey son, where are you going with that stick?" "Well sir, this here is not an ordinary stick, it's a pussywillow." "Hold on let me get my hat," replies the old man.