Prison Vs Work

[ffollett]

Just in case you ever got the two mixed up.
This should make things a bit clearer.

IN PRISON... You spend the majority of your
time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your
time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one
meal and you pay for it.

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks
all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security
card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV
and playing games.

IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...you have to share with some
idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK.. you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses
with no work required.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go
to work and then they deduct taxes
from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside
bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting
to get out and go inside bars

IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...they are called managers.

Have a Great Day at WORK.