kahunadog
11-09-2007, 01:15 PM
My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
>Heard your wife left you,
> How upset you must be.
>
> But don't fret about it...
>
> She moved in with me.
>
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~
>Looking back over the years
> that we've been together,
>
> I can't help but wonder...
>
> "What the hell was I thinking?"
>
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~
>Congratulations on your wedding day!
> Too bad no one likes your husband.
>
> ! ;~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~
>How could two people as beautiful as you
> Have such an ugly baby?
>
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~
>I've always wanted to have
> someone to hold,
> someone to love.
>
> After having met you ..
>
> I've changed my mind.
>
> --------------------------------------
----------------------------------------------------------
>I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
> I never believed in Hell until I met you.
>
>
>
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////////////////////////////////////////////
> As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
> That you're not here to ruin it for me.
>
>
> ################################################## ##
>Congratulations on your promotion.
> Before you go...
>
> Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
>
> You'll probably need it again.
>
>
************************************************** **************************
****
>Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
>
> (Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia)
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~
>Happy birthday! You look great for your age.
>
> Almost Lifelike!
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~
>When we were together,
> you always said you'd die for me.
>
> Now that we've broken up,
>
> I think it's time you kept your promise.
>
>
>
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>We have been friends for a very long time ..
> let's say we stop?
>
>
> ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ +++
>I'm so miserable without you
> it's almost like you're here.
>
>
> ================================================== ===
>Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
>
> Did you ever find out who the father was?
>
>
> %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
>Your friends and I wanted to do
> something special for your birthday.
>
> So we're having you put to sleep.
>
>
>
)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) ))))))))))))))))))))))))))
))))))))))))))))))))
>So your daughter's a hooker,
> and it spoiled your day.
>
> Look at the bright side,
>
> it's really good pay.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
>Heard your wife left you,
> How upset you must be.
>
> But don't fret about it...
>
> She moved in with me.
>
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~
>Looking back over the years
> that we've been together,
>
> I can't help but wonder...
>
> "What the hell was I thinking?"
>
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~
>Congratulations on your wedding day!
> Too bad no one likes your husband.
>
> ! ;~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~
>How could two people as beautiful as you
> Have such an ugly baby?
>
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~
>I've always wanted to have
> someone to hold,
> someone to love.
>
> After having met you ..
>
> I've changed my mind.
>
> --------------------------------------
----------------------------------------------------------
>I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
> I never believed in Hell until I met you.
>
>
>
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
////////////////////////////////////////////
> As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
> That you're not here to ruin it for me.
>
>
> ################################################## ##
>Congratulations on your promotion.
> Before you go...
>
> Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
>
> You'll probably need it again.
>
>
************************************************** **************************
****
>Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
>
> (Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia)
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~
>Happy birthday! You look great for your age.
>
> Almost Lifelike!
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~
>When we were together,
> you always said you'd die for me.
>
> Now that we've broken up,
>
> I think it's time you kept your promise.
>
>
>
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
////////////////////////////////////////////
>We have been friends for a very long time ..
> let's say we stop?
>
>
> ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ +++
>I'm so miserable without you
> it's almost like you're here.
>
>
> ================================================== ===
>Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
>
> Did you ever find out who the father was?
>
>
> %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
>Your friends and I wanted to do
> something special for your birthday.
>
> So we're having you put to sleep.
>
>
>
)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) ))))))))))))))))))))))))))
))))))))))))))))))))
>So your daughter's a hooker,
> and it spoiled your day.
>
> Look at the bright side,
>
> it's really good pay.