Bumperstickers

[chuck33]

ok so I was at wal mart today and saw a few great bumperstickers, so I figured lets make a bumpersticker thread where everyone can list the great ones they have seen. OK so the ones I saw today that I found funny

"Rich Republican" on the back of a beat up 70's stationwagon
And
"Making white trash
one tatoo at a time"

OK so get to listing the great ones you have seen!

Chuck

[redtails]

Here are some of the ones on my vw bus...

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a3/AZBurms/bumperstickers001.jpg
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a3/AZBurms/bumperstickers002.jpg
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a3/AZBurms/bumperstickers003.jpg
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a3/AZBurms/bumperstickers004.jpg

[sa55y_77]

Ok the one that I saw that I liked was not a bumper sticker but one of those new sticker you have made and put on your car. it read:

if you can read this you are to close to my A$$

Stacey

[Dylan]

My friend Rob had one that said "Tell your mom I said hi" he had another one with "Tell your wife I said hi" as well.

I even have a pretty funny story about bumper stickers. My friend Ty is a huge black dude. He's about 6'5 and a good 300 pounds and he has a really offensive bumper sticker depending on where you live. It's the Confederate Flag with a bigass red X through it saying "You got your ass beat, move on.". We took a road trip down to Virginia quite some time ago and people were REALLY pissed about it. I didn't really care, it wasn't my car that was going to get keyed. Our 3rd night we come out of some random bar drunk off our asses and we see some wee little dude crouched down near Ty's car. He was trying to peel the sticker off. Tyrone ran up on him and the dumbass very nearly shit his pants. He turned about as white as you can get and started shaking. We let him run and the bumper sticker remains to this day.

[herpivore]

Haha, Wal-Mart is a great place to see some wacky stickers, that's for certain! :lol:

I'm always noticing them, since I drive for a living (delivering soda), and live in a smaller-sized town, which necessitates trips to the "big" cities from time to time.

Anyway, a few that have stuck in my mind are...

"My Other Toy Has Hooters"

(along those lines - a breast cancer sticker) "Save The Ta-Tas"

(an interesting twist) "How Would Jesus Drive?"

(oh yeah, I like this one, too) "Keep Honking - I'm Reloading"

(or this one) "I Still Miss My Ex-Wife, But My Aim Is Improving!"

[WHISTLE69]

lol

[sa55y_77]

Ok so I went to Walmart yesterday and I was walking by a car that had one that said...
Does not play well with others!

and I had to get really close to it because you could tell that it said something else...
(seems like others have a problem with losing)

It was so Funny. Because I know alot of guys that like to race their trucks.

Stacey

[pistolbob]

My friend has one that said something like "if god didn't want us to eat animals why did he make them out of meat?"

[SnakeGirl]

Sums up my personal philosophy (even though my horn really does work):

"Horn doesn't work, watch for finger."

[Reaper1187]

this one was on the back of a dudes motorcycle helmet it said
"if you can read this, the b@#$h fell off"

[pistolbob]

My other friend has a helmet sticker theat says "Don't ask to ride my bike and I won't ask to ride your wife"
his wife has a shirt that says "if you can read this shirt the ba$terd won't let me drive"