It's official Alien is in love with Otep

[Meli]

Yes, it is true. Alien Skull Faced Man Dude the Granite Het Albino Burm is in love with a Albino Purple Phase Retic. He has refused his past three meals and spends all day looking at the top of his cage while she is in the cage above him crawling in hers. She of course, could care less about his affections and continues to pound her rats. He feels this rejection and takes it hard and goes to sulk in the corners of his cage when he tires from following her from below. This Retic-Burm love can never flower. I keep telling him this as I throw him a large rat that I know he will refuse. Yet he persists in his courting endeavor. I then go over to the Man Eating Suki (my 2007 green female burm) and say, "Here is your rat you mean evil man eater! Now grow cuz Alien is very very horny!"

[Dylan]

Poor guy. Suki better grow fast..he just might develop a seriously dangerous case of blue balls. Perhaps if Otep is ready before Suki your horny little buddy can get himself a bit of snake tang.

[Meli]

Poor guy. Suki better grow fast..he just might develop a seriously dangerous case of blue balls. Perhaps if Otep is ready before Suki your horny little buddy can get himself a bit of snake tang.


Otep is a 10+ foot retic and Alien is a Burm hehehe

[kahunadog]

Would that make the babies "burmtics" or a "Reburmulated"? LOL

[bebo]

Would that make the babies "burmtics" or a "Reburmulated"? LOL

Or as what was supposed to be the first burm x retic cross they called 'burtic', lol.

[The Snake Guru]

LOL....Poor dude.
~B~

[Reaper1187]

poor guy, throw a poodle over the fence or something, lol

[Dylan]

Otep is a 10+ foot retic and Alien is a Burm hehehe

I'm pretty sure is Alien probably screaming "THE PLUMBING CAN'T BE THAT DIFFERENT I'LL FIGURE IT OUT LEMME AT 'ER!!"

[Robilyn]

No bat-eaters from that romance, eh? I know it's usually done the other way around--I presume your female tic would eat him? :-)

[Meli]

No bat-eaters from that romance, eh? I know it's usually done the other way around--I presume your female tic would eat him? :-)

She couldn't eat him if she tried believe me. I am not fond of the hybrid thing. Besides Otep is a 8/06 retic who is in the midst of a HUGE unstoppable growth spurt. It amazes me that regardless of how little prey you throw at these retics they still grow! I would never stunt the girl but I have tried to maybe slow her up a little and it made no difference at all except she was pissed off. She still grew to spite me; infact I think she grew MORE! I wish my Super Tiger male would take some lessons from her. I raised his cool side temps and he still refuses to eat.

Alien's frustration is just breaking my heart! Bebo, if you lived closer to me I would drive him to your house for a date!

[Robilyn]

Lol poor buddy, at least you know he'll be ready to go when his girl is! I don't blame you for keeping them apart. Not such a big fan of the hybrids myself. Just curious :-)